We all did then drink
Since the morning
We all hence did stink
By that evening!
One was a wee bit scared
And was near defeat
The other one, he dared
And he did, excrete!
Two were a lil' quiet
And they did try to handle
The one who had spilled his diet
And slept amidst the scandal!
But one brave scallywag
Dared most among the band
His sweet mother did he brag
'Til december keep his stand!
A sweet lass sat near all
Named the next to the best
She'd listen to big and pretty small
And help to remember the rest!